20 Ways to Tell a Guy His Zipper is Open

20) The cucumber has left the salad.
19) I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
18) Dr. Kimble has escaped!
17) You've got Windows open on your laptop.
16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
13) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
12) Paging Mr. Johnson ... Paging Mr. Johnson...
11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2) Men are From Mars, I Can See Your Penis

...And The Number One Way to Tell a Guy His Fly Is Unzipped.

1) I can see the light saber of Ewan McGregor.


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Julie D. Moncada

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